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We stepped out of our apartment into the wet hallway. The rain had made everything wet, and the smells were hard to pinpoint.

"It smells like farts out here," kj said.

I didn't smell anything. We entered the stairwell.

"Today, on the treadmill, someone laid a big fart," she reported. "We were all gasping for breath, it was awful. It was some guy. I think he farted right before he left the treadmill. And you know what? Those guys that eat those protein bars--their farts are awful; they're not quite right ... they're like synthetic or something."

The word "atomic" came to mind.

"One girl, had her towel up to her mouth. And others were wafting the air. We were all looking around to see who it was."
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