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..: The message on our answering machine
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About October this year Yush and I came home to this odd message on our answering machine.The fella had a nice hispanic accent, and spoke very vaguely. I think our outgoingmessage at the time was pretty simple - "you've reached us, leave a message" - and Yush has a Cantonese accent, so really, I don't know what this guy was thinking leaving us this message.
*beep*

Hello, Richard--listen I just want you to know that we got the, uh, stuff you, uh, provided. I want you to call the uh connection ... in Columbia. And uh ... you should be able to get the package for a hundred thousand dollars. So, call him up right now and let him know that you're still uh interested. Uh and uh we'll uh we'll get the stuff. Hasta la vista lahurro.
Like I said, we don't know what this guy was thinking leaving this message. Anyway, we have caller IDand have traced the number back. Yush even considered for a while to call the guy backand accept the job. A hundred thousand bucks, wow that's worth it.

Here's a 700k AIF sound file of the message.
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